"So why do grown women do it? Often, as a way to reclaim something of yourself or, possibly, an early life crisis. The last grasp at cool."

Mum:  "Hey Gab, what do you think about mum getting a tattoo?"
Gab (10 year old son): "Mum, that is disgraceful!"
Mum: "What?? Why is that?  And where is this word coming from?  Have you heard it from someone?"
Gab: "Tattoos are disgraceful to the body that God gave you."

Mum: "But, sweetheart, Angelina Jolie has one". Mmm, I don't think my son cares about Angelina.  "It can be a work of art if Mama picks a really nice design.  Besides, I decided that I will do things this year.  This will be a 'Me Year' or even a 'Me Decade'.  It was all about you and kuya (older brother) in the past decade!"
Gab: "Mommy is lovely the way she is.  She just needs to lose some weight!"
Ugh!  My kids do keep me grounded, can you believe it?  I have a feeling that the table is slowly turning ... :)  It's the end of my tatts aspirations!
 
 
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